Here are some key changes:

Reason #1 : Thomas will outlaw blow-out hair cuts in over 35 states, mostly northern.

Reason #6 : Thomas will tax religion

.Reason #8 : Thomas will legalize Prostitution and Marijuana with a small tax on each to Balance the “Budget”

.Reason #15: Conservatives will have no rights.

Reason #20 : Thomas will award anyone who has sex before marriage a $50 dollar gift card to target.

Reason #25 : Thomas uses bibles for kindling

.Reason #34: Mandatory pictures will be taken of every man kissing another man on the mouth and posted on a .gov site, this will take care of gay rights.

Reason #42 : Thomas will stop the distribution of ICP Compact Discs, Digital MP3’s, and any other paraphernalia.

Reason #52: Thomas will paint the White House black.